Need a boost? Want to feel like an animal? Yeah?
Crack some eggs, but not into a pan, but a cup or a blender.
If you are trying to be tough, have no taste buds, no gag reflex, and/or enjoy swallowing snails a cup and the eggs ala Rocky will be just fine.
I and most prefer a blender.
(Public Service Announcement : A glass of pulpy orange juice with the eggs cracked and stirred in is a nice middle ground between straight raw eggs in a cup and “weight gainer” style shakes from a blender.)
A blender allows the taste of egg, and snail consistency to be hidden.
Whole milk and egg the majority of it. Ice cream, peanut butter, and banana the staple additions. Ovaltine if you have it.
I swear by drinking raw eggs. Whenever I do it I can feel an increase in my testosterone levels.
It’s noticeable, and instant. My brain immediately starts to think of fucking, fighting, and heaving heavy objects.
I’d go as far as to say an easy and inexpensive way to get your testosterone to proper levels is to drink raw eggs on a routine basis.
Notice how the media not only vilifies egg, but also advises you to kill most of it’s power by cooking it.
Drink them slugs!
-J