Gym Dreams : Deadlifting 405x75ish Reps

Following in the tradition of dreams that I’ve had over the years involving awesome physical performance, yesterday I dreamt that I pulled 405 for about 75 reps.

As I was breaking into the 30s I thought “Who the fuck else can do this? Gym record at least.”

They were strict into the mid 40s, and after that it was soft lockout. The last ten or so were partials from floor to somewhere above the knees.

Even in a dream some fucker (dude about my age from the gym) took issue with the form involved.

“You didn’t lock those all out!”

“Mixed grip builds uneven development!”

“Where’s your belt! You’re asking for injury!”

Obviously like in real life I pulled it RAW, beltless, etc.

In a cloud of chalk dust I tried to explain how when pushing that hard “perfect” form is limiting, eventually giving up and with a metaphorical mic drop going “ok, your set, match that many reps with perfect form”.

A slew of excuses began to flow, when I noticed that I’d actually not loaded it to 405, bar weight was 365.

Damn it! I forgot to change plates after taking the bar over. Mentally I put in effort thinking 405 x infinity, I’d of had more reps had I realized the misload going in.

So it was 365x75ish.

and…I woke up needing to piss.

-J

3 Minute Wall Sit

5/30/18
~7:12-7:15pm.

I did it. I just broke past the 3 minute mark on wall sits.

~3:15, but DEFINITELY past 3:05.
(I was in position before I started my timer set to 3:05 and after it went off).

Whoo!

I’d say this beats whatever my best wall sit back in JROTC at 14-15 was.

I can’t recall going past 90 seconds in class, and have no memory of ever getting past 2:30 on my own.

I shake out the legs. The last 50 seconds hsd taken some self talk.

“50 seconds left? I’ve got this shit!”

I likely sounded insane, grunting, groaning, you know finishing the set.

ISYMFS

While I’m not 100% certain what I’m getting from these, they are building a hard to define strength in my legs, and seem to allow me to explode better when I’m doing one arm olympic variations.

(If the JROTC experience tells me anything doing these 2-4x weekly and walking lunges a similar number of times would very likely push my squat into the ballpark 8×425 range based on what this base did for my squat at 15 and sub-175lb. )

Props to Johnny Grube at wildmantraining.com for stressing the movement. That’s where I got the idea to do them semi-consistently again.

“His wall sits are quite good. Can I beat them? Can I hit 3 minutes? 5 minutes?”

(I’ve yet to try them holding weight.)

Combine that influence with my “No Gym 9 months” 2015 experience, and my PT at 14-15 and it seemed reasonable to assume they’d do something good for me.

Building that weird enduring type of strength, the kind that’s always with you, and teaching you how to fire hard (the explosive gains).

And yep, I can hold a 3 minute wall sit. 5 is most definitely on the table.

(How long was speed skater Eric Heiden capable of holding them? + The Guinness World Record is 11hr 51min 14 sec by a Dr. Thienna Ho of Vietnam.)

-J

Bodyweight Work, Leaning Out, And Developing Freakish Athleticism

Bodyweight work, preferably a mix of calisthenics and isometrics, sends a signal to the body that no other protocols seem to.

You finish your high effort yet short session and you crave…not food, not milk or juice but water, simply water. But first you want to and do relax for a short while, catch your breath, and think.

Physical meditation.

As far as physical properties the body is getting a signal to get stronger, but more powerfully it is receiving the signal DEMANDING that it get more athletic.

It’s the work like this that gets me lean and mean, WHILE getting stronger and seeing my all around athletic ability vastly improve.

Calisthenics of all speeds and ranges of motion, mixed with some basic isometric work.

I do these sessions inside, generally at night, away from prying eyes of the sleeping and lazy.

Just a wall, the floor, a doorway, and me.

It’s my purest work.

-J

How To Properly Leg Press

Frankly you’re not doing anything other than being a dick when you take 10+ plates a side and do multiple reasonable rep range sets with it.

(At least use effort aside from loading the plates if your going that heavy.)

I laugh whenever I see something prescribe low reps and a high percentage of 1rm on the leg press.

How are they loading the damn thing? Is there a fucking space shuttle welded on top of the sled? Maybe something bigger?

Maybe this is what you leg press for 6×12. Just weld the shuttle onto the sled.

Leg press machines have stupid high loading potential.

The zillion plate drop set can be useful, even fun once in a while, but really there are better ways.

As a kid I saw video of this 15 or 16 year old high school swimmer max out a leg press (oddly outdoors near the Olympic pool, Arizona for ya), and I’m talking ZERO space on the thing for anymore plates, and added his little brother to the thing only to wedge himself in and heave for somewhere around 5 or 6 reps.

At 10 years old seeing this was crazy, but now after being in a weight room it’s not that impressive.

I remember a kid back at the old commercial gym (he was short and heavy) who’d do like the aforementioned swimmer and take just about every damn 45 in the building only to do fucking singles, with knee wraps, long rest periods, and while wearing a god damn belt.

(During the kid’s 5 singles leg press hour everyone else loaded up with 35s and change. You’d get to see some strange ass plate loading combinations. Math and a dearth of plates will do that.)

Completely unnecessary…

Just like the small weak dudes trying similar pushing hands on knees looking like an eminent seizure of doom will strike their barely wedged in there asses.

(It’s a machine, not a powerlift, so bodybuild with it damnit!)

I saw a guy suggest as a rough standard being able to leg press your squat 1rm for 50 reps.

This is stupid easy.

However this is closer to the manner I suggest you generally leg press with.

Take around your squat max (look at that you’re now only needing ballpark 5 plates a side) and slow your rep speed down. Let yourself feel the muscles work and squeeze…and now shoot for 5 or so high quality high rep sets.

I generally hit around 4×35 like this and on the last set (the 5th) will loosen form and start repping normally for a lot of reps after hitting the 25th-30th rep. The last set could go to 100 reps, though around 75 is most common.

TLDR: More than 10 plates a side on the leg press is an ego and dick move. There are better and more courteous ways.

-J

Making Deadlift Related Soreness Go Away Using The One Arm Snatch + One Arm Snatch Notes

Yesterday I pulled 495 for the first time in more than a year.

Needless to say my lower back was stiff.

I rarely get sore, and when I do, I make it go away as fast as possible.

Getting blood flow to the area helps with this. So it’s time to train more.

For the deadlift I’ve seen sled pulling and the reverse hyper suggested.

Me?

I figured one arm snatches as they’re light, explosive, and hit all the same musculature over an even longer range of motion/distance.

A power movement to take away the soreness caused by a strength movement.

No real plan as far as sets,reps, or volume, I simply got in a bunch of reps with each hand.

Up to 115 in my left and 125 in my right.

Mostly singles, but a few sets of 3-5 to challenge myself (115×5 right hand being the most notable).

I even snatched into a few overhead carries with turns. Boom! Look at that I’ve now hit shoulders turning it into a full body session.

I goofed around catching low and in split stances. Hell, I even went for a new PR (145lb right hand), which I missed. There’s potential to get some big numbers here getting under the bar in a low split stance.

There’s technique work to do here, but it already allows me to eek out a bit more weight to arm’s length at any given time.

Here’s a mental trick:

Think of one arm snatches as throwing the weight overhead/to arms length.

Not only is this fun, but the thought can add power to your rep as you find yourself visualizing a scenario more on par with tossing hay into a loft or throwing weight over a bar while wearing a kilt.

Tricking yourself into thinking that bar needs to get airborne.

To end I caught a quad and hamstring pump via repping almost the stack on leg extensions and doing a few sets of 50 on lying banded leg curls.

Good session, got to practice what is likely my favorite lift, and now have no lower back soreness.

Give the one arm snatch (preferably with a barbell and bumper plates) a shot when your lower back is sore.

-J

Mad Eyed Intensity : An Anecdote Of Overcoming A Deadlift Mental Block

“You know I still haven’t decided what I’m training today, it’s the 5th week without a day off, and lately each session has kinda been blending together.”

He walks into the locker room, me towards the weights.

I’m thinking : “Legs? Back? Both?”

“DB rows.” I start to walk over, set my water down, and start the one song playlist. “I’ll go 3×10 with the 100#.”

The one song playlist:

(This song improves my hip power, and makes me more aggressive. It’s scientifically proven.)

“I want to pull too”
Ok, I’ve decided on an improv back day, DB rows followed by deadlifts.

Then it dawns on me…my squat was strong yesterday, I feel strong today.

“Wait, today!” I think to myself walking over to the platform.
“I’m deadlifting first. 495 is going up!”

I haven’t hit a 5 plate pull, aside from a recent Jefferson (3/19/18 no video), in 12-15 months.

(Quite possibly my last 5 plate+ pull…Dated 2/8/17, over 15 months back.)

“Today’s the day!”

1 plate, 2 plate, 3 plate, 4. (Another time I’ll say, 5 plate, 6 plate, 7 plate, MORE!) Singles back to back to back to back. Just enough time to load, and pull.

I load it to 495. “It’s going up today” a forceful self statement.

I chalk up my hands. I’d contemplated straps, but decided “No. Raw means something to me, fuck straps.”

I walk over to the corner, really get into the song…

“If he actin like a bitch then I treat him like a bitch”

Start bouncing like a fighter in his corner, like I did before stepping onto the mat…

War time!

Jog over to the bar, shaking out the arms, mid stride I’m there.

No real set up, just…

  • Grab with the right.
  • Grab with the left.
  • Straighten the arms.
  • Pull!

It’s through the sticking point (knee height).

Mid way though it slows…fucking pull!

“Did I just hitch slightly?”

Push the hips through.

Locked out!

Letting the bar fall to the ground, I do a Ric Flair “Whoo!”.

WHOO!

Was it powerlifting legal? Likely, I don’t think I hitched, it just slowed, not that I give a fuck either way…

I’d just hit my first 495 pull in more than a year!

Ended the session with not 3×10, but 5×10 on the DB rows (amped up! + each arm obviosly), a few sets of light kettlebell swings, and some lying band leg curls.

My training lately? Olys, one arm olys, inclines, and lots of bodybuilding for my legs and back. Not like a powerlifter at all.

Getting stronger is getting stronger.

Getting into the music, the moment, bouncing around, and letting a mad eyed intensity come over me…

-J

Training More Can Amp You Up To Train More + Today’s Oly Form Work

Today’s Exercises, A Training Anecdote:

Lately I’ve been liking short sessions.

In the midmorning I did some fat grip deadlift singles and some face pulls. Basically a light ass session. The two prior days of volume axle deadlifts had my grip shot.

Note that I still have PT to do later.

Afternoon : I’m at home doing my PT, and hold a 90 second wall sit. This pisses me off as I know I can
hit 2 minutes, I’d aimed too low. Within 5 minutes I was doing another wall sit. I went past the two minute mark and my quads felt dead.

In the last year I’ve shown three people how to power clean. It seems like each time I do (particularly the most recent), I clean up (get it) my form some after having picked up flaws in their form that I do as well.

I picked up some BIG errors I make and have been implementing the corrections (see the last post) with light to moderate weights.

Combine that with dead quads and boredom.

Suddenly a light bulb lights up over my head visible to any who’d only have been looking and my mind is consumed with the thought “violent hip thrust”. It soon adds “once you’ve hit the power position” to it and…

I decide that it’s “double session time, oly form work”.

Apparently wall sits give me insight into improving my clean form and get me amped up to clean.

It went well. I learned to violently hip thrust (hip extension) from the power position and improved on how to more properly set up initially and then get there (into power position) properly.

The entire time listening to My Kinda Party on repeat and near exploding my headphones off my head.

Hell, I even improved (probably due to watching some Ivan Denisov kettlebell video) dropping a jerk back into rack when I jerk the barbell for my mandatory 3+ reps at my clean top set.

Physically a very solid day despite being one that 99% would take off.

-J

 

 

My Personal Olympic Lift Form Pointers

The Set Up:

•toes out slightly

•(possibly) wider grip, thumb length from smooth. Play around with this for a while.

•bar over ball of foot/midfoot

•knees down & over bar

•shoulders over bar/arms straight

•head up/look forward (this seems to help line of pull/positioning, accordion up)

The Lift:

•slow/moderate speed deadlift

•knees straighten some into…

•power position (mid thigh, higher than just above knee, just above knee is in fact too low

power position feels like I’m in the same position as wedging under bar for hand and thigh lift)

•hips forward horizontally hard (ram the weight) while you…

•shrug

The Finish:

•catch

Strengthening The Neck Doesn’t Require Equipment

No Equipment Neck Strengthening

The two best neck strengthening things I have found are:

  1. The headstand
  2. 4 way neck isometrics

Notice how neither require equipment.

The Headstand

Bare knuckle boxer Bobby Gunn doing the headstand.

The headstand is quite self explanatory. I throw a pillow on the floor, or put my head on grass and with three points of contact (head, both hands, I do this a bit differently than the normal forearms on floor yoga manner) and hold for time.

When you’ve become good at these the ability you’ve gained to sustain impact will surprise you.

4 Direction/4 Way Neck Isometrics

For the 4 way neck isometrics I don’t actually use my hands as self resistance during the reps.

I do them like so : Standing up, generally shirtless and in front of a mirror, I flex hard downward first, then to the sides and backwards. I do slightly more reps backwards than to the other three directions for the postural benefits, and during each rep there is a noticeable shaking seen and felt. If I feel it is necessary and safe I will circle my neck to loosen it, but this I dont always do.

Strength Not Size

Now I find that these two things are the best things for my neck strength, the thing is though, that they seem to do nothing for the size of my neck.

I can feel that my neck is stronger, in fact in agreement with some old time strongman, I do in fact feel the vigor and vitality stemming from this increase in strength. In a nutshell I feel more rugged.

The look it’s building is a lean and mean neck not a Tyson neck.

For Neck Size

The only thing that has ever really built up my neck size was wrestling season in high school, the ~10 hours a week of having a person of 190lbs-300lbs pulling down on, and falling on my neck the only stimulus so far to build that fucker up in size. It was hilarious how disproportionately large my neck would get in season compared to the rest of me.

I think with partner isometrics this could be simulated, but it would need a willing and able partner (partner neck isometrics without good communication could equal death) a lot of man hours, and the better way would just be to go wrestle for some hours. (Yes, I’ve done the partner neck isometrics up and down, great contraction, but good luck getting a partner to assist you for 1 hour 4x a week).

That being said, once you’re reasonably strong in the neck, get a competent partner and try the up and down partner isometrics. To do them you’ll need to be on all fours, and the partner holding a rag or towel and pulling on it as this works better than him applying pressure via his hands to your skull/forehead.

However, you don’t need the equipment or a partner for neck strength.

-J

 

Instead Of A Rifle : The Weighted Manual Of Arms

Siegmund Klein wrote of Professor Attila doing a manual of arms with a 90lb 6 foot length of steel in front of European Royalty.

(Search “15 count manual of arms” if you don’t know what this is.)

He also wrote of  Clevio Massimo during WW1 doing the manual of arms using not a rifle, nor a bar, but a 135lb Private. If only this was on camera.

Sig Klein showing similar

Using the 90lb length of steel sounds strong, but doable I’m quite confident I can do this with at least a regular 45lb olympic barbell, but how the hell was it done using a person? The guy being used as the rifle had to have stayed very rigid.

For perspective: realize a rifle weights 7-10lbs. The at the time US Army issue M1903 Springfield being 8.7lbs.

On a similar note: another old time strongman was said to have built his forearms and hand strength by twirling a heavy piece of iron as if it was a baton.

Cool stuff.

-J

References (Both from Ditillo/Dezso Ban) : 90lb steel bar manual of arms, 135 lb soldier manual of arms. I don’t have the reference for the iron “baton” twirling at present.