Im tempted to go sell everything, trade my car in for a van and drive out west to become a homeless bodybuilding (powerbuilding) bum by choice.
I know i can out train dirty eating. My life has been dirty eating. Lower protein(than recommended) and dirty.
Dumpster dive Little Caesars for the GAINNZZZ. Bro?
Soup kitchens, top ramen, cheap/cheat shit, and begging bites. Food Stamps?
Get a camping spot near the beach, swim, calisthenics, running, sprints, flexing all day long. I guaranfuckingtee I’d be jacked and tan living at a SoCal park. Shit some parks in LA have bars…..AND RINGS!!!!!!
Maybe a cheap barbell off of Craigslist. Shit maybe just fill some contractor clean up bags with beach sand, I already have the size ridiculous navy dufflebag. Odd object lifting, it builds freaky strength. Particularly in the back and hands.
Maybe go to Vegas, and get gym memberships. EOS, and either 24 Hour Fitness or LVAC. EOS is decent for the hardcore style at $10 month, LVAC nice bathrooms for $25 monthly combine both. Lifting and cleanliness for $35 monthly. Never did lift at a 24 in that town, heard they’re more expensive though.
Free food, cheap ass food, and easy prep. If eggs are reasonable just drink them ala rocky, or maybe mix with some form of liquid in a big ass cup like from an empty XXXXXXL Slushee, hell you could mix them with the 69¢ XXXXXXL Slushee.
Go fancy and get yourself a ninja blender. Then get odd looks making POWER CONCOCTIONS using the gyms electrical outlets. Eggs and Oats and Oats and Eggs and Whatever Else Too! (Gotta sing song this) DRINK THE YOLK ALSO, ALL OF THEM! Wusses.
It’s all food for thought. What would you do to achieve your goals?
Would being homeless keep you from being jacked, or would you get it on the street like the French Guy below?
Don’t let circumstance dictate your abilities. If you want to be jacked go get jacked in the most sane or insane way that fits you, and only you personally.
Somewhere out there is a smelly broke bum, getting it in (on?). What’s stopping you? Hell have you ever seen an unlean homeless man? Up the cals and you’ll be JACKED!
Get It – J Out
ATTENTION: AS A DISCLAIMER THIS IS RANTING, IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN AS SERIOUS ADVICE. BECOMING A HOMELESS JACKED BODYBUILDER (POWERBUILDER) IS UP TO YOU, AND YOU ONLY. I AM NOT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE RESULTS. UNLESS IT WORKS, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT’S SUCCESSFUL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.THEN I WANT ALL THE CREDIT. Haha END TRANSMISSION.