At A Training Crossroads aka Convincing Myself To Use Wendler’s 531

Crossroads/Dilemma

As I sit here typing I can’t help but feel at a crossroads in my training.

I’ve been doing monthly physical challenges, and with the weekend left to decide for May’s challenge I feel at a loss.

I’ve been toying with Lunging a 1/4 mile on Sunday the 30th to cap off the month of lunges. Doing so would be the second gut check this week after Monday’s modified Iron Marathon.

Well I’d programmed pressing this month as part of the challenge, and I think that the next few month’s challenges will be to actually program. To run Wendler’s 531 as written or very near it.

Gut Check Work Outs + Training With Intensity

Now this is exactly the problem: I like doing psycho stuff in the gym. It’s given me a hell of a work capacity, and ability to recover, even allows me to hit roughly my 1rm cold. But there is a problem to my non-method method non-method method of madness.

I can hit my ~1rms cold, but not much further. In the 9 months at the new gym( can I call it new at this point?)  I’ve gone from a 310 to 325 bench(consistent at 315), down from 455×2 to 405×2 squat(last I tried), and am consistent but not progressing past a ~500 deadlift (515 PR) All the best #s were reached ~7 months ago, and have since semi regressed. However my madness has gained me size, vastly improved my grip strength and endurance, and my Power Clean has gotten far better.

(50lbs in the 9 months isn’t bad for sporadic training)

Powerlifting Total

I do care about my total. I need it to go up, and I figure the simplest way is to do 5/3/1 as written.

Mentally for me to do 5/3/1 I’d have do something crazy like do Boring But Big at ballpark 70%, plus a fuck ton of calisthenics, assistance work, and sled/prowler work.

Personally I really like going to the gym and just training. I also like hitting lifts more than once weekly.

Is the above described Psycho 5/3/1 even 5/3/1?

I need to progress on the big lifts. The problem, I love frequency.
I’d been thinking do the 4 main lifts, and treat it somewhat like a bodybuilder on the corresponding assistance, do some chins/dips/lunges daily or near it, skip rope, and do sled/prowler work. Just allow myself once a week for each of the main 4(the hard part, if I squat I prefer doing it daily or not at all), and slip in power cleans or box jumps at the beginning ~2x weekly.

The idea to sneak in lots of extra sessions ala Westside Barbell in the form of PT + calisthenics at home and prowler/sled work at the gym struck, but would it be a bad thing to only really train 4x weekly, to only go to the gym 4x instead of my habitual 6-7x weekly?

I hate driving, particularly when I have to deal with traffic. 4x weekly? Tue/Wed/Sat/Sun would work. The weekend traffic is light, and the gym crowd is different. Maybe this isn’t a bad thing after all.

5/3/1 as written would guarantee a 405 bench Training Max in 2 years, and i know from the bastardized use of the program that the ability would happen far faster, 6 -12, most likely under 9 months being not only possible, but very probable.

Bodybuilding assistance, Chin/Lunge/Dip,  and Prowler/Sled, only hitting each lift once a week. This may be a trade off I’ll have to accept. Plenty have gotten strong on bodybuilder splits, which is essentially what 531 is to me, plus when’s the last time I trained in that manner? It will be a new frequency of stimulus.

However I won’t deload every 4th weak. My recovery is higher than necessitates that, I’m not that strong (1rm wise), and I am not that soft. 4 cycles in 12 weeks, followed by a fun reps week is more me.

The gym acquaintances will shit themselves seeing me actually following a program, written by someone else, and not made up on the spot on the gym floor.

How hard could this be?

The Program

Press Day:

  • Chins
  • 531 Press
  • BBB Press 5×10
  • Power Clean -Easy Singles
  • Lat Pull and/or Seated Row

Deadlift Day:

      • Chins
      • 531 Dead
      • A Week:Good Morning 2-5×10-15
      • A Week: Seated Row- Fat Bar High Rep
      • B Week:Shrug/Rack Pull/Hand And Thigh (Strapped)
      • B Week: Deadlift – Overhand Fat Bar BBB or Singles or Timed Hold

Bench Day

  • Chins
  • 531 Bench
  • BBB Bench or Dips (Probably Alternated A/B weeks)
  • Bent Rows Fat Bar
  • 1-2 sets Kroc Row Strapless
  • Power Clean -Easy Singles

Squat Day

  • Leg Curl- For Pump
  • Front Squat Warm Up To Decent Single
  • 531 Squat Sets
  • Squat 350 Method (Paul Carter)
  • Leg Curl More
  • Prowler/Sled

End every session with either lunges or sled/prowler work to get some more volume. I’ll probably use the fat bar or alternate between it and regular for the press/bench/deadlift 531 sets as well.

Conclusion

Really the only issue I have is hitting everything once a week. I’m gonna just have to suck it up, enjoy the new schedule and rest days, and allow myself to grow (not just only as a gym rat).

Time to build my strength (top end) again. This will also allow more mental effort to be in other places. However with this programming, what will I be filming for YouTube? I’ll come up with something.

Do What You Must.

-J

 

A Fail Proof Way To Have A Good Day

It can be very easy to fall in to “down” streaks. Having day after day of bad luck, bad days, and having life in general just feel like shit.

It does not have to be like that though. Life does not have to be bad. Read that again, and say it aloud. Life does not have to be bad. In fact it can be as great as you want it to be.

While many rely on exterior circumstance to feel good, or try to escape the bad with various substances, how life goes really boils down to one thing.

That one thing is your state, your frame of mind, your thoughts. Basically the thoughts you allow to be inside you, and even moreso the ones you speak make HUGE impact on your life, your day to day.

While I’d suggest reframing any negative thoughts in your head to a positive, or saying how the negative is unnecessary/ridiculous/etc, here’s a nifty little trick that works wonders.

Never voice a negative aloud.

This practice will naturally make everything more positive for you.

Looking back a high percentage of “natural” charisma is doing just that.

How many charismatic men do you know that are whiners, complainers, or that voice any such negative nonsense?

Exactly, they are all a mix of happy go lucky, and stoic.

No matter how bad, or boring/mundane, or hopeless a day may seem whenever someone asks how are you or any of its variations I always respond in a strong positive, trying to light up as I say it.

I always put on a real (or faked) happy ass front, with the intention of meaning what I say.

Notice how any acquaintance you make with that initial mannerism goes well.

Also when you have the stronger frame watch the awesomeness of your world rub off on all around you.

Why put bullshit negatively out into the world when you can Put On a Happy Face?  Doing just that will work wonders. Even if at first it is “fake”.

The faked front with good intention behind it will become real.

Never voice negativity, and watch how your world gets better and brighter.

Only allow positive things to come out of your mouth.

-J

As Strong As A College Football Player

College Football Strength

I’m unsure of what exactly was the source of inspiration for using this as a guideline, but I’ve felt for a while a good all around goal for the gym would be to be as strong as a college football player while still maintaining athleticism.

I know Dan John recommends at a bare minimum being as strong as a high school football player(205 front squat,power clean,bench). I believe Jim Wendler once listed power clean #s for comparison to D1 players with 275 as an average to not feel ashamed of yourself for. Also either Basbarbell or Strength Villian (maybe both) had a philosophy of training to be like a linebacker. Big,strong,fast,agile etc.

I highly agree with this sentiment. When one performs and is built like a linebacker you’re in a great place athletically, and could relatively easily switch focuses from a very solid start off point.

Performance Abilities

As a bigger guy at 6′ ~255 I have decent athleticism. Decent cardio from the run myself into the ground years, and fairly high work capacity as well. I always do calisthenics, and run sprints regularly. Basically I keep from being a fat ass by maintaining a minimal chin up ability, and the minimal sprint ability. I primarily train to get stronger. Aesthetics are not a focus. Aesthetics are a side effect of performance increases, the stronger I get, while maintaining (or even improving) the chin/sprint performance and I’m guaranteed to look better. I joke that the only aesthetic I care about is neck size. I’ve been looking to build that Mike Tyson neck since 15 years old. (still can argue that this performance based goal though)

Power Clean

Back to being as strong as a college football player. Wendler listed 275 as not to be ashamed of. Well, last night after probably 2 months of fighting with the number I hit that bitch.

Initially I had went to the gym and was thinking do a crossfit like session of 50 singles of 225. I hit 4 singles, and dumbfounded at how light it was decided to up to 255. Which I hit for 5 easy singles. Realizing if I didn’t go for the PR it may not be close again I upped the weight. Got It. Then as usual got greedy and went for 300. At that point pop was gone. No matter. 275 was a 10lb PR, and was at a far easier perceived effort than 255 (normally not consistent) is.

Booyah!

Yes I wrote this much to say I hit my former nemesis weight of 275 in the Power Clean.

How I Upped My Power Clean

Well I stopped letting myself fail reps all the time. That probably had something to do with it. AND……

Sled work.

I’ve already written about pushing cars and sleds, I’ve also done some very heavy pulling(using the fat bar) and moderate to heavy rowing with the sled and fat bar.

All the sled work adds to the driving ability of the legs, and the fact I’ve been involving my hands in the rows + drags comes into play consolidating my ability to grip and rip.

The sled rowing is somewhere between a bent row and a power clean. It’s also done with the fat bar. There is no negative, and it seems to have added some upper back mass and more horsepower to my back work.

In essence I strengthened the system. Legs,glutes,(lunges could play in here) traps, and forearms are bigger and stronger. That’s what upped the clean. The Lattimer status clean portion is getting closer and closer. I know that I’ll power clean 405 in my lifetime.

-J

The Best Calf Work

Now I’ve always felt movement better for calves than exercises ie walking is better than calf raises. Incidentally the two people I know with the largest calves do just that. One walks and runs stupid mileage , the other hikes as often as possible. Both have calves that would make a mass monster bodybuilder jealous.

If you’re going to do something other than pedestrianism it’s best to make it hard contractions and/or a crazy hard pump. Bodyweight calf raises with very hard squeezes or for stupid high pump inducing reps always did more for mine than any weighted gym exercise.

Right now my calves feel worked. Particularly in a way that I’ve never felt before. It’s good, and I can’t believe I hadn’t done this earlier.

So what have I been doing the last few days?

Heavy pushes. It’s movement, pedestrian,so it’s better than a lift, and it has the potential to be quite heavy. I combined all the methods. pedestrianism, hard contractions, and high reps.

So far I’ve done a variation for 4 days in a row:

Day 1. Prowler with 245lbs plate weight walking
Day 2. Pushing my car
Day 3. Prowler​ 1000lbs plate weight
Day 4. Pushing my cousin’s (small) pickup

While I started doing this with the intention of it being new quad/ham/glute stimuli, with cardio effect, I quickly learned how efficiently it worked my calves.

I imagine that I’ll be seeing some new calf growth from it, in addition to the more important aforementioned effects.

If your calves are a weak point I’d highly recommend you try this. Push something heavy, it’ll have huge benefit.

If you have a sled push it as heavy as possible, if you don’t grab a buddy and the largest car/truck/thing that goes(ha), throw it in neutral and push that. Your body will thank you.

-J

Freestyle Lifting + Video Content

Needing YouTube Content

It had been far too long without filming for YouTube. Last night​ while taking a shit the ideas for today struck. I thought I’d do either amrap axle clean with 205 or amrap overhand deadlift with 255, as well as another vid.

On axle cleans I did a single with 205, based on it I added weight. I’d prefer the 1rm PR to an amrap. 225 was easy, in fact easy enough that I’m shocked how many times I missed it before success back in February. I then failed 245 four times,one of them catching it in a squat clean. I thought I’d axle power clean 255 based on the prior 205 and 225,didn’t happen, oh well, soon.Yes, I failed a few reps. I know I said I wouldn’t fail any this month. I’ve kept it to a bare minimum, and only grip related when PRs are on the table. Without going for them I’d have shorted myself.

Axle/Fat Bar AMRAP Deadlifts

I ended up pulling 255 for 14 fail 15 on the overhand axle deads on video. I was looking for 15+, really hoping for 20+,but it was a PR nonetheless. Last time I pulled 12.

Thought I’d catch 315 overhand axle on video, but failed. Hands were too fatigued at that point. I’ve done it before,I’ll do it,and better again.

Now I went into the gym wanting two good videos. I didn’t mention what the other one was, it was to do some crazy heavy prowler push.

The Prowler

Story time: In 2010 or 2011 I saw video of a guy push a prowler with either 800 lbs total or 800 lbs plate weight. Now since then maybe there are heavier prowler sled videos. I don’t know, nor do I particularly care.

Last night I pushed my car around a parking lot as a test. Based on it, I figured I should be able to push a prowler sled with 1000lbs of plate weight 15 yards.

Who knows if that is the heaviest heavy ass sled push/pull on YouTube.

I did a few warmups of a couple feet to feel heavier and heavier weight.

I loaded it up to 1000lbs of plates. I reran the #s not wanting to be shy on weight discovered after the fact.
The double check was godsend. I had been at 990lbs. I added 10 more.

What 1000lbs in plates looks like:      6 100s, 8 45s, 25,10,5

Desk girl as cameraman. Ballpark 18 yards +/- 1 accuracy.

Did that shit. The worst part was keeping low. The pads got sweaty and I slid up. I stopped for a fraction of a second near the end to get back down and keep from sliding off. It got harder and harder at the end because sweat had me higher and higher, losing more and more of the mechanical advantage of being low.

Let me tell you something. Using the handles instead of drive pads is far harder. 1000+ was drive pad for a reason. Hilariously I bruised my shoulders in the pads. Even more funny was trying to get the sled back to the starting point to unload plates.

Not able to push with the handles I had to unload half the plates, then jerk into the handles (lots of quick hits/pushes,should’ve filmed it too,it was stellar exercise,pulsating is a good description), then turn it,drive it back and unload.

Fun shit overall. Try programming that session though. Sessions like today are why I stress training how you want and not being wed to a program.

It was a blast.

Try it or similar. Everyone has access to a car and parking lot. Grab a buddy and have him ride, but not hold the brake. Holding the brake it ain’t going anywhere.

Get it and have a blast.

-J

Steroids

I’ve never understood why people cared who does, and who doesn’t use steroids. It’s always seemed like a non- issue to me. Yes, some use. Yes, some builds (think Ronnie Coleman) are highly unlikely to be within natural ability, but again who cares.(shit watch some monsters even be natural)

Why aren’t you simply training hard, regardless of your “natty” status.

Steroids speed recovery right? Recovery is related to work capacity, right? Follow me here: If that’s the case, what is to say a hard training natty can’t build the work capacity to be able to recover just as well as a lazy or even moderately hard training , what to call them? I hate to say gearhead as to me that sounds negative, so user. Natty also sounds like shit weak high schoolers say, so natural. User= Steroids, Natural= No Steroids. What is to keep a particularly hard charging natural from gaining the ability to recover like he is a user? Come up with something, I don’t see any reason they couldn’t.

I’m sure you’ve all heard war stories about a sergeant, or this old dude I worked construction with who can move all day long, seemingly to no effect. I’ve heard anecdotes about grizzled sergeants doing stupid fast 3 miles in gas masks, with packs on. I’ve heard stories about a laborer who lifted shit that rationally required equipment and should not be possible yet he did them with his bare hands.

Now the whole GPP build work capacity slowly thing, yeah it can work. Now think back to high school football, or wrestling, or a unit that PTs hard. That recovery can be built smart or stupid. Scientific manner, or the brute force run you into the ground method.

Read Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr. A 5’6″ scholar in the 1800s threw himself onto a ship, and put all of us to shame by the physical abilities he had. A fucking bookworm in the 1830s did more than all of us do now, and steroids make all the difference?

People need to sack the fuck up as far as physical ability. Steroids,or prohormones,creatine, your fucking no-xplode, none of that shit matters. It’s all in the effort.

Don’t be a bitch, don’t make excuses, and build yourself the strength and recovery abilities. Natty or not.

-J

Strength Carryover

I can’t help but laugh at people worrying about the strength carryover of assistance work. I’ll let you in on a little secret. You ready? Good. Stronger is stronger. Unless you are nearing a world record, there is no need to worry so much. (Even then, some people still won’t need to worry)

Shoulders have been a weakness for me over the years. Lateral raises are supposedly “nonfunctional”. Guess what though, doing laterals daily for 10 days added 5-10lbs to my bench max, and having done shoulders everyday in March ( mostly lateral raises, or higher rep behind the neck presses) I came near another 1rm PR, this time a close failure with a 20 lb jump. I had been greedy, a 10lb PR would’ve happened. Lateral raises aren’t functional? I got stronger on them, and my bench went up. Seems functional to me.

Another example: I’ve been doing lots of seated rows with a fat bar for all sorts of mostly high rep ranges. The other day I wanted to practice sumo deadlifts. I hate pulling mixed on sumo, don’t generally like using straps on deadlifts, and was therefore limited to pulling overhand. All the volume I’ve been doing with fat bars, getting stronger on them,particularly building much more work capacity, and wouldn’t you know I doubled past 90% of my overhand PR at a much, much lower perceived effort.

I hadn’t been deadlifting lately, I’d simply been getting stronger hands on fat bars, and lunging. Which brings me to the other point of mentioning sumo pulls. Sumo pulls had always been rough for me, and after 4 days of doing them in a row they became so again. But just a week of doing lunges in, and the muscles involved in my sumo pull fire much more effectively than in the past.

Lots of people bag on bodyweight training. They don’t realize how effective that calisthenics can be. Push the volume high enough, and your body will have no choice but to get stronger.  In years past, and again I’m seeing this with high volume walking lunges. Pushups have always maintained, and gave me slow bench gains. Pullups when I push the volume seem to make my torso appear far more jacked rather quickly. I’d venture to guess that I’ll keep finding strange symbiotic relationships between weight exercises and this month’s calisthenic work.

Getting stronger is getting stronger, and by doing things I haven’t in years, I’m getting soreness again(moderate), am seemingly far hungrier, and getting some cool quick to realize gains.

If you want to train something don’t worry about it’s carryover. Just train, and get stronger.

Another example: Feeling like trying something “crazy” I took a dragging sled, and started with hand over hand rope pulling. Soon I switched attachments to the fat bar. I’d do a set and keep loading. Eventually it was dragging the weight backwards,and with how hard that was I switched to pulling it.

The sled was at this point was loaded to 505lbs. I was dragging, and pulling it via a fat bar. Facing away I did a few sets of  roughly 10 yard sled pulls. I must’ve looked pyscho, breathing loudly, spit flying with my breaths,hissing loudly, I imagine I was turning red, and I know that the position I was in is the same as the start of a sprint. On my final trip one hand gave, and I was suddenly lightened by 500 pounds, and flew forward.

Pull the sled like that, mix in a few 40s, and you’d end up crazy fast. It’s probably a good idea to take grip out of the movement (safety), although it’s also a diesel way to get some some lumberjack/strongman style deadlift and hand gains.

Another thought: People say pulling in general gives you enough hand strength. I’m finding this not true. You gotta prioritize the hands, and make them get stronger by lots of volume with hard to hold implements. I’m finding that overall gains are coming much better now that my hands are ahead of the rest of the system. A love of fat bar work, and then adding more and more fat bar work, seems to be the causation here.

Back to the point.

Don’t worry about carryover.

Get stronger on big lifts, or small lifts. Whatever.

As long as you train the whole system you will get stronger on it all. Will carryover be 100%? Maybe, maybe not. How would you measure that anyway? It’s not like going from getting 100 reps of lateral raises over 3 sets, to being able to grind it out in one set is exactly top end strength, it is strength endurance, and it does add to my bench max . Heavier weight is stronger, more reps is stronger, longer lasting strength endurance is stronger. There are many manifestations of being stronger.

Just train. It will work itself out. Do what you want in the gym. You’ll still make gains. Feel like curling? Do it. Feel like chins? Go ahead. Dumbell rows? Have at it. You are always strengthening the system.

Stronger is stronger. Remember that.

Don’t worry so much about it all.

-J

The Black Pilgrimage by Augustus Sol Invictus

The Black Pilgrimage by Augustus Sol Invictus

The Black Pilgrimage was published in January 2016.  I must have read it in February or March of the same. It was one of those books you don’t put down until it’s over. Instead of sleeping, I read it straight through. I suggested my buddy read it that very afternoon.

A handful of times I’d wanted to reread it. Last night was one of them.

I needed to read it. Yesterday had been horrible. It’s words, the sense of adventure,the yearning for more, I had to read it again.

With a dedication like that wouldn’t you read it?

I check my google play books, not there. Check the laptop, no file. Odd, I must’ve accidentally deleted it. I realized it had been on my phone, and I did just that once when it was low on storage. I didn’t realize it hadn’t been backed up. Okay, I’ll download it again. Shit, the site has been down for awhile. Run the Google search for it. There are only a few sites linking the PDF on the invictusforsenate site, which is down. I check his YouTube channel, and it lists the same website.

Unwilling to not read it, I thought about throwing up comments on the blogs reviewing it asking if anyone had the file.

Then it clicked on me. The Internet Archive, and The Wayback Machine. I’ve read down sites using it before, why not see if it has a live PDF link stored?

The Black Pilgrimage by Augustus Sol Invictus PDF:

It does, here is  the PDF of The Black Pilgrimage by Augustus Sol Invictus.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160325002653/http://www.invictusforsenate.com/pdfs/The-Black-Pilgrimage.pdf

The chronicle is romantic, and I’d highly suggest not only the romantic, but all read this.

Doing so will stir something inside of you. It does for me.

Maybe I’m an artist, a romantic,yearning to be a warrior, yearning for the war. Maybe you’re another, and it will strike you as well.

Read the book. You have the link. We all could use an awakening to spiritual experience, adventure. After all, we all die. Best get inspired, become epic, and do great things while here.

-J

God/Fear/Faith/True Belief/Death

Most only are paying lip service to their faith.

They do not truly believe, they only say that they do.

A true believer is fearless. The true believer may be steadfastly pacifist, or actively making war in his Jihad. Either way they are warriors. Fighting in their holy war the way in which they see fit.

After much meditation, reaching a deep abyss, this struck: There is nothing worldy to fear.

I believe in God. I was not giving him all of my faith. I was simply paying lip service.

There is nothing in life to fear. Nothing in this world worth fearing.

We all die.

The manner in which we do is irrelevant. Hopefully though it be an honorable one.

A death right in God’s eyes.

Be this by slow torture, a bullet,a beating,or asleep after 100 years on Earth.

Become alive in your life.

When you are at peace with, and right in the eyes of God everything is good. All is on the table.

This may be a grokking (deep understanding) of ego death. The concept feels as if it has clicked.

Dead is alive.

Could quit but can’t.

I’ll say it again: be right in the eyes of God, and all is on the table.

The Empire doesn’t build itself.

The human experience isn’t so different from era to era,age to age.

You could give it eons, and the base experiences would still be the same.

What are rules,laws but man playing a game of simulation?

A futile attempt pretending to be God.

When this is seen, what problems could be had?

All will become a joke. Everything a laughing matter as you quickly will find you possess all of the tools needed in abundance.

With God as a partner what could possibly get in your way?

There are no obstacles. There is nothing to fear.

We all die.

God is with all who choose it,who opt in,who allow his partnership.

What struggles?

Only the path.

Every age is the age of legends. One only has to see it.

Become greatness. Amen.

-J

Protein Powder and Post Workout Meals

I’m going to let you in on a secret. A secret that you’ll be hard pressed to hear anywhere else.

Protein powder isn’t necessary.

Nor is your post workout meal.

Throughout human history far more jacked individuals have made do without than have made do with.

You want to drink some protein and nutrition post workout?

Save the money you’d spend on some near useless powder and go Rocky style. Crack roughly 6 eggs into your shaker cup, and have at it. No sugar,the same protein as 2 scoops of any powder, less expensive, and far more anabolic.

Now the squeamish among you may be thinking that’s gross.

You can blend up those eggs with more ingredients, or as I said go Rocky style. Rocky style has been known to harden you up. Ain’t that right Adrien?

Salmonella? That threat has been far overblown by fear mongering. Don’t be a scared little pussy.

If salmonella was to be contracted by drinking eggs I or most definitely a certain one of my lifting partners would’ve got it by now. That shit isn’t going to happen. Just like visits to snap city.

An aside: the eggs will be fine a while, even at room temperature.

Here’s how one should handle post workout meals: Bring food with you as eat it if you’re ravenous or you think it is a necessary part of the ability to drive home safely.

If neither of those stipulations are met it’ll be just fine to wait.

Hell eat if you simply feel like it.

Whatever you do don’t be one of those goofs that obsess more over getting their protein shake in, than getting weight on the bar.

Don’t get me started on preworkouts.(rant for another time)

Effort trumps all.

That is what is up.

I am out. Until tomorrow:

-J