Snap City

I had multiple drafts in the works on this subject. Being one of my recent sessions involved a goofball wanting to work in on back extensions, then instead of actually doing sets he just wanted to talk about injuries, and text in the vicinity of, and on the equipment, I’m posting this in his honor. Enter “Snap City”, and give your props to Goofball.

Mental Weakness

It amazes me how mentally weak so many are.

Why in a gym, let alone a fairly hardcore gym, are people talking about injuries?

People talking about not wanting to get injured. Not wanting to mess up their “bad back”, as if they have a back back, one look at them, and you can tell they’re just weak.

Get Your Mind Right!

Has society devolved this much? Are the only  subjects available to mention in public, how you hate work, the recent game of whatever sport is in season, played by adults other than you, or what injuries you have/imagine you have?

Isn’t a gym a place you go to get stronger? Isn’t the physical strength you gain really secondary to the mental strength you gain by pushing yourself, the confidence you gain by being stronger, knowing you’re more resilient? How do these people exist in the real world, and why do they work their way into places meant for and to hone strength?

Unless you are mentally weaker than a spoiled 3 year old girl who didn’t get her 3rd ice cream or just really plain stupid its highly unlikely you’ll ever “Snap Your Shit Up”, or visit “Snap City”.

I rescind the really stupid part. I’ve seen a kid who could maybe bench 185 attempt 315 no warmups with about 14, 14 year olds spotting/watching him. I  saved his ass by deadlift/shrugging that bar off him, the gaggle of Freshman weren’t doing it, but hey in the end he wasn’t injured. In fact he came over to me asking me to spot him for another attempt, I told him sternly another attempt it’s up to him to get out of it, not me. He smartened up, and the next day was back, but using 135-165, and not having a near death experience on the bench.

Hell I just discussed this with my gym’s owner the other day, gym injuries never really happen. I’ve never seen one, he’s never scene one, and he’d been in the game far longer than I. He said to me “If you do get injured in the gym, make sure you get it on film, so we can believe it actually happened”.

Reality

Do you actually know anyone who’s gotten injured in the weightroom?

Exactly. Nope.

Humans are far hardier than what the average fitness enthusiast would have you believe.

Every time someone mentions “Snap City” in a serious manner, and believes their own Kool-Aid, a person gets injured outside the gym in a serious manner. Like ran over by a bus serious. AND most likely has less “back problems” than your run of the mill not so serious lifter.

Have you ever met a person who actually injured thier knees from squatting?

Nope, Every person who has injured a knee had it happen outside the gym. Here’s a list of scenarios I’ve heard:

  1. Horrific football knee blowout
  2. Freak wrestling accident(on the mat, during meet)
  3. Construction site( on the job, winter time)
  4. Construction site( as kid, jumping from far higher than is reasonable)

Notice the weightroom isn’t involved here.

Staying Injury Free

Even if weightroom injuries are possible, you can get the percentage of likelihood so low, that it will never happen to you.

It basically boils down to

  1. Don’t be an idiot
  2. Don’t suck at life

Not being an idiot means taking reasonable precaution, and I’ll let you define that. What is insane for some is perfectly normal for others.

As an example, in the real world do you get warmups? Not that I’ve seen. Now don’t you think you could train yourself to be able to hit near max strength, think 90+% on whatever lift cold. My personal methodology has gotten me really good at this. Lifting cold, sometimes literally, never getting injured, and 99% of the time being able to hit very near my true maxes.

I often will hit a certain number on a lift with frequency until I know I own that weight.

Have I visited Snap City?

Hell, I’ve even once went for a no warmup total to prove it can be done to a buddy. Loaded the squat to just shy of 90%, then the bench to 95%, and the deadlift to ~97%, hit them all, then did the real session.

No visiting of “Snap City”. Honestly getting injured is more likely due to a lapse in mental strength, than physical. Your mind, both conscious and unconscious regulate your physical ability.

Make Your Reality

I often state I never get injured, and look, I never get injured. You might get injured doing what I do, because you think your reality so, just as I do.

Think you got it, and you will.

So choose not to suck at life, and choose to crush it.

I’m not in Australia, but I think Chopper’s message is very apt here:

Harden The Fuck Up!

-J

 

Simplicity In Fitness

Based upon my personal experience I’ve been lead to the conclusion that simplicity in fitness is the way.

Simplicity How?

Not in the terms of streamlined workouts,although I personally do this, but in the manner of doing it your own way.

Too many people look for the perfect program, and in the process lose sight of the fact that they simply need to train hard.

One could do nothing but a few calisthenics and a little flexing and be far beyond fit,but its up to you to find what you believe in, and then do it.

Observe + Action

The action behind the program is far more important than the program itself.

Go to a park, see the fit guys doing chins, dips, and higher level bar work.

Go to a solid gym and see the strong powerlifters train, but then on the flipside observe the bodybuilders.

Check out the all-roundness of some crossfitters.

Look at a laborer’s work capacity.

Check out combat athletes the world over.

Can’t see this stuff in person? There’s always YouTube.

Look at someone who has the ability you want, figure how they got there, and then figure how you can get there making modifications as necessary based on your personality, needs, strengths, and weaknesses.

I personally would rather not lift, than follow a rigid program.

If i program at all, I primarily use guidelines,and if i decide to follow a proven program such as Wendler’s 531, I severely bastardize it, tweaking frequency being the most common culprit.

I like frequency of exercise, and like training my entire body.

Needless to say my manner of just going to the gym and hitting full body workouts or 2/3 of the categories(push/pull/legs, practically always including legs) each session and throwing in calisthenics at home for the rest may not work for you.

Seeing a random person at the gym and working in plus adding squats may not be your cup of tea.

Streamline

If i don’t want to do anything I streamline my training back to pushups and Hindu squats.  The gym is really icing on the cake, and extra credit in my mind. Whatever daily PT requirements I’ve set are also hit(calf raises).

I do the PT 7 days a week, year round.

Rain,sleet,snow, or shine, in sickness and in health like a mailman wed to his work.

If I want to do more I’ll  throw in some chins, or flexing for the back, and a little bit of neck work. Often I’ll flex the hell out of my forearms, open + close my hands 100s of times, or go outside and do something such as in the winter shovel snow(which I happen to enjoy, I always thought it built my work capacity particularly for the deadlift in a sustainable,fresh air, fun way).

Maybe I want to lift,and yet stay home. You can often find me doing ugly olympic lifts in the yard.

Like Our Forefathers

The idea of being fit in the simple ways of our forefathers has always struck me. I always did military style PT, and always did tasks such as raking, and shoveling. Personally I enjoy filling a pickup with yard waste.I got to observe my Grandfather be fit as hell as an old man simply having lived this way. Walking, some chins, yard work,swimming, going somewhere and more walking, etc. It’s simple,and a method that’s worked for time immemorial.

Mind you I’ve always enjoyed lifting, but have always done so in a way that I could based on time,availability of the equipment I need, and at whatever frequency I wanted.

I’ve lifted everyday for 6 months before, and have went periods of only lifting twice weekly.I’ve even found myself lacking equipment for 6 months,and yet in all these situations I’ve still made gains.

Resonate + Rocket Science

Just do what resonates with you.

You’ll find it mentally easy, and very enjoyable.

As long as you train you’ll be fine. Using enough intensity is all that matters,and even this can be a minimal amount while you still  get stronger, better cardio, and more work capacity. Destroying yourself isn’t a requirement, ever seen someone half asleep destroy a weight?

Training is not rocket science.

Any method can and will work. You’ve seen many. You may have tried many.

Just do you, and get  to it.

Train

-J Out

 

Isometrics

As word is bond, I have to write this post. This is not the post that I flow wrote, and used my allotted writing time on. That post is now scheduled to drop on Sunday evening, a time where it’s very fitting. So without further ado… A look at Isometrics.

Now I could bore myself, and you to tears with all sorts of scientific definitions, but I’ve decided not to.

Started to type them out, then deleted them.

Not My Voice.

You want the precise terms? Google.

Isometrics are old school, and old school didn’t bother about pussy shit.

What works works, and what doesn’t doesn’t.

And Isometrics Work.

So do their cousins such as Dynamic Tension.

What you use just boils down to what equipment you have, and what your goals are.

Science + Overcoming

Trying for a bigger deadlift and have a sticking point? Pull against an immovable object as near to that angle as you can.

According to science its all about the joint angle.

But how important is it though?

Ideal for this situation is said to be a light to moderate loaded bar set up under pins in the power rack. You’re looking to add a bit of movement, the breaking off the floor to sticking point, and pull hard there. Hell I’ve even seen this work for a kid as part of his deadlift routine.

But what if you don’t have the luxuries of a power rack, or weights at all?

For six months once my back work consisted primarily of two things:

  1. One Arm Standing Rows- pulling against the inside of a door frame, doing my best to simulate db rows equipmentless.
  2. Deadlift simulation- one or two handed, pulling againt the handrail of my complexes hot tub

My deadlift max went up 30-40 lbs in that time, and my consistency of my grip strength went up far more than that.

Was the angle close?

Not really.

But I trained as best I could given the circumstances. I put in effort. Isometrics were all I had, and I damn sure wasn’t going to get weaker.

As they say sometimes doing the work, and just showing up is the biggest thing.

Old School.

Holds

Want to build some weird strength?

Make your 1rm seem light?

Unrack the bar from the top and hold it.

Use anti-death measures such as pins, and/or a spot.

Maybe add in a bit of movement, partial reps.

Maybe add in progressively longer movements.

Isometrics still right?

Whatever.

It works.

Here’s an idea, lockout a heavy deadlift for time.

Maybe do some farmers walks with whatever you can.

How bout the man-maker of Heavy rack pull/Hand and Thigh lift held at the top for time.

Tell me that doesn’t make you significantly stronger.

And

Yielding + Dynamic?

While not technically isometrics some more concepts are taken from martial arts.

Throw some kicks or punches, but don’t throw them.

Push the punch against a wall.

Same concept with kicks.

Maybe slowly and controlled  throw a side kick or back kick and then hold for time.

Maybe do your best Sanchin kata, or maybe just emulate with block, punches, kicks of your choice.

Flexing

Simple, pick a pose.

The manliest ones are most muscular, and front double biceps.

In that order.

Get your Arnold On.

Like Him

-J Out

P.S.

Look up York Barbells old isometric work, which could be summed up as pulling/pushing against power rack pins in top/middle/bottom positions, and with pulls,squats, and presses.  Could be used for any exercise though. Bill Starr, Bill March,Paul Anderson, hell Louie Simmons mentions isometrics from time to time.Jamie Lewis at ChaosandPain.

What else?

Good Enough Resource Google-able knowledge dropping.

No Limits

 

 

 

Homeless Bodybuilding/Training

Im tempted to go sell everything, trade my car in for a van and drive out west to become a  homeless bodybuilding (powerbuilding) bum by choice.

I know i can out train dirty eating. My life has been dirty eating. Lower protein(than recommended) and dirty.

Dumpster dive Little Caesars for the GAINNZZZ. Bro?

Soup kitchens, top ramen, cheap/cheat shit, and begging bites. Food Stamps?

Get a camping spot near the beach, swim, calisthenics, running, sprints, flexing all day long. I guaranfuckingtee I’d be jacked and tan living at a SoCal park. Shit some parks in LA have bars…..AND RINGS!!!!!!

Maybe a cheap barbell off of Craigslist. Shit maybe just fill some contractor clean up bags with beach sand, I already have the size ridiculous navy dufflebag.  Odd object lifting, it builds freaky strength. Particularly in the back and hands.

Maybe go to Vegas, and get gym memberships. EOS, and either 24 Hour Fitness or LVAC. EOS is decent for the hardcore style at $10 month, LVAC nice bathrooms for $25 monthly combine both. Lifting and cleanliness for $35 monthly. Never did lift at a 24 in that town, heard they’re more expensive though.

Free food, cheap ass food, and easy prep. If eggs are reasonable just drink them ala rocky, or maybe mix with some form of liquid in a big ass cup like from an empty XXXXXXL Slushee, hell you could mix them with the 69¢ XXXXXXL Slushee.

Go fancy and get yourself a ninja blender. Then get odd looks making POWER CONCOCTIONS using the gyms electrical outlets. Eggs and Oats and Oats and Eggs and Whatever Else Too! (Gotta sing song this) DRINK THE YOLK ALSO, ALL OF THEM! Wusses.

It’s all food for thought. What would you do to achieve your goals?

Would being homeless keep you from being jacked, or would you get it on the street like the French Guy below?

Don’t let circumstance dictate your abilities. If you want to be jacked go get jacked in the most sane or insane way that fits you, and only you personally.

Somewhere out there is a smelly broke bum, getting it in (on?). What’s stopping you? Hell have you ever seen an unlean homeless man? Up the cals and you’ll be JACKED!

Get It – J Out

ATTENTION: AS A DISCLAIMER THIS IS RANTING, IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN AS SERIOUS ADVICE. BECOMING A HOMELESS JACKED BODYBUILDER (POWERBUILDER) IS UP TO YOU, AND YOU ONLY. I AM NOT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE RESULTS. UNLESS IT WORKS, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT’S SUCCESSFUL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.THEN I WANT ALL THE CREDIT. Haha END TRANSMISSION.