The Diet Of Our Poisoned Environment aka How Worry Is Low Testosterone

I read something whining about the soy in everything, and how bad plastics are for you.

Now, my mom fell for that soy malarkey being a new mother in 90s SoCal suburbia, and for a while I worried about what potential harm that had/has caused me.

You know what?
It is what it is, it’s not a mistake I’ll make with my kids, and whatever effect it’s had on me I couldn’t care less – mentally it doesn’t effect me.

I’ve come to feel that all is preordained/predestined by God, so worry is entirely unnecessary. Here’s something I’ve realized to be entirely self evident…

Worry is low testosterone!

My testosterone is much higher not being fearful of the poisons in the environment, not caring about small details such as grass fed, organic, or whether or not it’s filled with rbst, not caring if my water bottle got heated up in the car, whether part of it is soy, etc.

You cause yourself more harm worrying about the plastics in everything, the soy in every food product, and the estrogenic hormones in the water supply than they themselves will when they get in you from whatever amount they’re present in the food/water/environment does.

I was in the best shape of my life refilling the same plastic bottles for months, and chilling them full of vegas tap water.

Pictured : He’s not worrying a bit about environmental poisons.

Many cringed upon realizing that I drank city tap exclusively. Me? I thought “water is included in the rent”, saw no need to add gallons of water to my grocery bill, and just kept refilling, putting the bottles in the fridge to chill.

Be honest here, do you know any truly robust man eating from whole foods and it’s equivalents?

It’s funny to walk around Cali observing the comedy that is humanity.

It’s the fact that the people worrying about health, spending shitloads of cash on food are managing in practice to only be sterile, which in my eyes is the effect most rationally feared from the soy/plastics/hormones in the water ooga booga boogeyman that they’re hoping to dodge via overpriced organic shit…while the virility, the reproduction, is found shopping at walmart or food 4 less for quite possibly less than a tenth of the cost per person.

It’s damn funny to buy 10lbs of chicken, and a gallon of milk for less than the cost of their tuna steak dinner. I’ve done so, but I bought at food 4 less while they had stopped at whole foods.

Another thing : the human body is so resilient that junkies can have kids. If an anorexic junkie can give birth to a healthy child I think it’s safe to assume you don’t need to sweat the toxins in the environment very much.

Those people are literally injecting the poison straight into their veins…
And they still have kids!

You’re likely safe to not care whether your dead cow was pumped up on mooroids, or whether your plastic bottles are leaching estrogen into your fluids.

All the while George Carlin laughs.

-J