Bulking & Gluttony Are Easy

Sometimes the easiest way to eat more, is to eat more of something else, then go back to the main course.

It’s gluttony, which frankly goes hand in hand with bulking.

People make it like it’s so hard to eat a lot. Motherfucker! If it was hard to eat a lot there wouldn’t be widespread obesity and the people of walmart.

High frequency eating? Hogwash!
The largest eat infrequently, huge amounts, high calories per sitting.

You’re small? Obviously you eat like a pigeon, a tiny ass little pigeon. If you weren’t eating like a little member of the bird family…you wouldn’t be small like a little birdie!

Oh shit! Uncle Vladdy is here! What will he have to say?

When you sit to eat weakling you have 20 to 30 minute window where you put as much as possible down your gullet.

You want big ass bowl, two or three cups, and your gallon of milk, half gallons of juice right with you at table.

The main course must have meat, preferably a few in bowl with your carb.

When you tire of this you don’t stop eating. You eat something else, like candy, something with sugar to rekindle, to again whet your appetite.

A few candies or a bowl of sugary cereal down, again you’re hungry for main course of meat.

All the while you’re drinking milk and juice or two.

One food, liquid to cleanse pallet, different food, other liquid, liquid to cleanse pallet, so on and so forth.

When you sip milk between things, no flavor combination reacts poorly.

While you feast think of yourself as king, 1000 years ago you’d only be able to bulk if you were. Now all can eat bulk, be happy capitalist dogs in usa have grocery store.

And with that vodka swilling, high rep lifting, Uncle Vladdy walked out.