(Well I just rewrote this, here’s another version for ya,)
From The Archives :
8/17/18
In my future as an eccentric multimillionaire I fully intend to do this :
I’m not going to hire a trainer.
I’m not going to be the dudes (that is dudes plural) trainer either.
I’m going to hire a crew of guys to be my training partners.
Since I don’t train like any particular gym going clique (strongman, powerlifting, weightlifting, bodybuilding, calisthenics, physique, general fitness, though some guys may cover multiple categories), I’ll simply have one of each with me at my gym on standby.
“Mark wait at the deadlifts” and while he’s doing that it’s “ok Steve bench drop set”
After those benches and deadlifts Ryan and I will be outside to see who can carry the yoke farther.
Then for some reason I get the urge to do some volume lateral raises…Steve’s earning his pay today.
“Brian pullup ladder time!”
Ahh, the session done.
And you have a whole different roster of cute chicks for when you for whatever reason want to go to a commercial gym or maybe GASP Planet Fitness.
-J