Moving Well : Humans VS Animals

It’s impressive to see how badly the average person moves, and by extension is built.

Even the fit are functionally retarded.

(And just how do the swamp creatures waddling around walmart get so far gone?)

Does anyone escape this fate?

Step outside, hopefully there is nature close by in some capacity. Now watch how the animals move…

Animals move to a degree so far past the human’s ability that for one, say a squirrel, to be as dysfunctional as any given human would result in a dead animal.

Announcer voice : “Leaping from tree to tree”
Goofy noise : “awwhhowhowhowho”
Sound effect : “Splat”

Darwin culling the herd. Get the picture?

Animals in nature are goddamn elite athletes.

No matter how athletic you are you most likely don’t move well.

This isn’t damnation.

Fix yourself.