Bulking Made Easy : The Sumo Equation

Bulking is a simple and straight forward task.

It’s not hard.
In fact, it’s easy.

The high school and college aged guys failing at it are most generally cases of paralysis by analysis.

This is so often the case that you must move forward assuming that you are not a special snowflake.

You’re not an exception to the rule.

You can get bigger. Thus far you have been failing to do what is necessary to do so.

For all those struggling to bulk, I’ve written out the mathematical equation for you.

May seeing it “click” what is necessary for you.

I call it “the sumo equation”.

The Sumo Equation :

Lots Of Food + Hard Training + Good Sleep = A Veritable Giant

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12/10/20 Flow : The Manipulability Of Build & Changing Your Somatotype

I’ve been prioritizing handstand pushup work lately, finding reps with a shortened range of motion (two books from the floor) to be quite the tricep builder just as I’ve found with the military press.

The overhead pattern activates my triceps strongly, and this activation carries over to my nightly pushups.

Recently in conversation I said this work consistently will change my proportions.

When you think about it, that’s the effect of working out.

You change your proportions, and the human body is an extremely modifiable organism.

Somatotypes?

Endomorph?
Mesomorph?
Ectomorph?

Your type will change given the time and stimuli.

Adult height may be set mostly in stone by childhood/young adult nutrition and activity, but adult build has a huge margin of play.

Do you think every 16 year old entering a sumo stable is already 300lbs?

Nope, many are normal thin teenagers.

At 14 I was an endomorph.

A glowing hatred of remaining fat saw me lose 40lbs fast with obsessive compulsive stationary bike riding and a bunch of pushups.

At 15 I was an ectomorph.
I’d changed my somatotype.

I’ve changed it since.

All the weights have me at what I’d define as a meso-endo or endo-meso hybrid that for the most part shifts more and more meso as I keep with the weights.

The prioritization of calisthenics causes an interesting body type shift.

My track pants are more loose now at 250-260 than they were when I force fed up to 197 at 16 years old.

Heavy weights really do make the body bigger.

I’m always thought to be 20lbs lighter than I am.

The crazy thing is between 230 and 260 I don’t see much of a difference visually, though I can feel it.

Bonkers on bent rows and hc&p then eating saw me noticably break into the 270s leaner with the mass gain being mostly in my traps.

Calisthenics make for a more sleek, animalistic look.

At 215lbs (21yo) I felt primal walking around. I did pushups and hindu squats.

It was after six months of tight food budgeting, and little variation.

Lately I’ve been ravenous. While my proportions are changing into the calisthenic sleek animalistic look again.

Occasionally I’ll press or overhead squat.

The majority of my training is pushups, burpees, handstand pushups, bw squats, pullups, machine curls, dips.

I swear I look smaller, yet don’t think the scale has moved. Maybe it’s an optical illusion.

I could be underfeeding.
Sucked in.

It could entirely be the training.

I’m looking more calisthenics built than weights which reflects what I do.

I’ve been ramping up the Cardio Calisthenics™.

If I was to go get rack and barbell access I could partial front squat my way to barbell built in look and feel within weeks.

I’ve even found that military presses and overhead squats alone for barbell work tend to keep with the more sleek hungry wolf calisthenics build.

The overhead pattern just builds more and more triceps.

That minimal lifting on top of calisthenics gives a more and more dense build.

The body is highly changeable.

You can get fat.
Just eat a ton, and quit exercising.

You can starve yourself to skeleton status.

Though once the muscles have been built in the past there are hints when you look at skeletor.

My buddy still had biceps and quads though he’d went from a healthy solid 220 to a sickly looking 160 in a short period of time.

I’d still have a massive chest.

You can get jacked.

The simplest way is 5000+ calories and frequently lifting heavy things.

The human body will move between all the possible variations according to what stimuli your life entails.

It’s an amazing thing.
And it’s always possible.

Everyone has God given genetics, the potential is within you.

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To Be A Big Ole Bastard : Feasting & Calisthenics

From The Archives :
8/21/19 during the “dip odyssey”

The way I see it, the way to be the largest you can physically, while still able to perform basic locomotion isn’t sumo wrestling, superheavyweight powerlifting, bodybuilding, or strongman…

It’s serious use of the buffet/feasting and lots of reps on calisthenics.

I’m thinking 500 bodyweight squats plus a serious amount of dips and pushups a day while eating enough to get past 300lbs, up to the 350-400lb area.

If you did short sprints the entire time you’d stay explosive and athletic in the sumo/football lineman way, and as a side effect of all the reps (and your size) would be seriously strong.

300+ pounds of basic locomotion has to be. And from there better is better and stronger.

Calisthenics build you up in a more athletic way than weights do.

Especially if you maintain a minimal level of gymnastics ability with it.

There is no doubt in my mind that a diet based on mixed macro feasting combined with high volume of shiiko (the sumo wrestler squat, leg lift, and stomp) and pushups would get you scarier than everyone in the gym.

I’m in the labor world. My experience there and in sports proves to me that the gym is soft.

I know how I respond to calisthenics. I’m always physically superior with my workouts leaning more heavily towards calisthenics than weights.

Eat for your desired size.

Train like someone in the wrestling or martial arts world.

The norm? Always be high activity.
Hundreds of reps on top of being on your feet all day.

The occasional rest with high calories is when you’ll explode. I’ve done so on a road trip.

Weights are for fun, they’re entirely unnecessary.

You can train and eat your way to big & strong without them.

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“Built Like A Defensive Lineman From Calisthenics” – Flow

From The Archives :
9/14/20

What so many don’t get is that is that you’ll get built as long as there’s food intake and training stimuli.

I took the training path I took, it wasn’t the norm that’s for sure, but it’s worked for me, here it is :

Near the end of my junior year of high school, wrestling having ended, I learned how to eat.

I wanted to get as big as I possibly could, so calories was the name of the game.

I’d eaten like a pidgeon during most of the preceding two years, and the small growth spurt from 178-185, then force feeding (mostly pouring olive oil into my mixes of milk, whey, soy powder, and peanut butter) from there to 197 before wrestling season, taught me if I wanted bodyweight to go up, calories would have to go up.

I wasn’t going more than 200-250g protein a day, but calories were bonkers. I averaged 6500-7000 calories a day for a long while that summer.

Instinctively I ate “dirty”, meaning whatever I wanted, while keeping mostly to nutritious things.

I’d drink milk to the tone of as many as 11 gallons a week, would eat chicken nuggets and waffles for breakfast, a greek yogurt while it was heating up, and wouldn’t get up from the breakfast table until 100g of protein was in me.

A couple hours later at my aunt’s house I’d lounge at the pool, and eat handfuls of hostess and little debbies.

I had two dinners every night, half a frozen pizza, and a bunch of whatever my mom made.

I’m big cause I get in calories from “dirty” but nutritious sources.

At present I eat a lot of kielbasa, salami, drink milk, and have multiple dinners.

Food and drink with protein and high fat makes bulk easy.

Training in the weight room has never been consistent year after year.

I have God tier consistency however with calisthenics.

I like lifting, but by no means am I wed to it. I’ve lost access to weights off and on almost half the time.

I view pushups as daily PT, and isometrics, when I do them, in whatever form have served me very well.

I train every day without equipment regardless.

After the gym today, everything required to train checked off, I did extra pushups and warrior pose back at home.

I don’t need the gym.

Size is related to calorie intake first, and training stimuli second. Almost a year back after a set of about 70 wide grip pushups I texted a buddy “dude, not caring for bodybuilding aesthetics I’ve managed to give myself the build of a defensive lineman mostly from military PT style calisthenics”.

I’ve been able to get plenty of stimuli from calisthenics without break, and isometrics in various forms when I do them. Yes lifting weights helps, but I don’t need them. My gym is forever with me.

Pushups for life!

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Emulating The Great Gama or What I Learned From Kushti aka Hindu Wrestling

From The Archives :
10/29/19

Stocky, not lean, with a thick midsection where the hint of abs is present. I look in the mirror and see a physique similar in appearance to the Great Gama’s.

The Great Gama – A superb wrestler with a physique worthy of emulation.

This makes sense really as I do a massive amount of pushups, view hindu squats as a staple, rounding it out with lots of full body calisthenics, a decent dose of ab work, neck work, and forearm work.

Lots of calisthenics and big eating will make you big, strong, and athletic. It won’t make you look like a bodybuilder, it’ll make you look like a heavyweight wrestler.

Combine that with mat time, and you’re dangerous, having spent a lot of sweat equity, though at little financial cost.

The two years I wrestled in high school cost a total of $30 – a pair of black Asics Matflex 2s that were on the clearance rack, last year’s model.

They in total lasted me 5 years of heavy usage, being put into their last days by first a seriously sharp rock and then a nail attached to a board left on the sidewalk by a sloppy contractor while walking vegas streets.

(I ran, lifted, put the shot, even wore them as street shoes for 5 years. The Matflex 4s replacing them can be summed up in a word…garbage. When I tossed the Matflex 2s they were in better overall condition, just a small amount of duct tape to close a hole on them, than the Matflex 4s became after less than one year of light weight room usage. Asics Matflex 2s are a great shoe for a wrestler with a wide foot, the Matflex 4s are garbage, my pinky toes putting holes in them worse than a sharp rock and a nail had done to the Matflex 2s.)

Having wrestled I always kept my head into it. I researched traditional wrestling the world over.

I’ve learned a lot from kushti.

My training philosophy is something of an amalgamation of research and experimentation with the methodologies of kushti, military PT, and the workouts inside CDC prisons.

Wrestlers are often stocky, so with enough height by eating and training in emulation of heavyweight wrestlers one can grow as muscularly large as nature allows.

Look particularly at sumo, but you can see this worldwide, throughout history.

Physicality alongside big calories makes a robust man.

It needn’t be fancy.

Eat well. Train hard. No excuses. Do it forever & always.

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A Big Chest Is So Easy To Build That Overdevelopment Is Possible : Reflecting On Pushups

Building a big chest is so easy that the attainment of an overdeveloped chest is quite simple.

Just do daily pushups for years.
It’s not complicated or hard, it just takes time.

Everyone wanting a big chest, and not getting it simply isn’t staying dedicated and giving it enough time.

A couple years will do it.
That’s all I needed.

Now though I’ve done so daily, nearly unbroken, for over 12 years.

There is older literature saying a chest can be built too big, some blaming Arnold for a switch from shoulder focus to chest focused development.

Honestly a handstand pushup habit would result in a better overall than a pushups habit, but that’s me saying with 20/20 26 year old hindsight, not what I came up with at 14 knowing two exercises in total.

My starting out 14 year old nightly PT was those two exercises, pushups and situps, done for high reps and a few supersets back to back.

Somewhere in the first few months I dropped the situps, having been viewing them as extra credit from the beginning.

The challenge I accepted from a Stew Smith military.com article was nightly pushups as a discipline challenge.

How many days with a simple calisthenic til you miss one?

I chose to do pushups.

In the past I’ve been told that I’m addicted to the gym.

More accurately would be saying that I’m addicted to pushups.

My answer right now for “more shoulder development in proportion to chest” is to add more shoulder work, not drop pushup volume

I’ve found having done them so consistently for years, that through all the emotions in the past I’ve done them through, that pushups serve me as a psychological trigger.

Yeah, often I do them because it’s daily habit, but regularly enough I’ll have some negativity in my thinking, and I’ll burn it right out cleansing with a quick pushup workout.

For example : speaking on the phone to my grandma, who was sad, lonely, and confused, the second I was checked back in to my physical location (3000 miles away) I smoked myself with 100+ in under 5:00 to reset.

Getting my mind off of something that hurts via effort at pushups.

Pushups ; even with the negative (an overdeveloped chest) I get so much from them that I do them consistently having an inability to even visualize myself not doing them.

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Real World > digital world, Time With Family, Cellphone Usage, Conversation, & Basic Manners

99% of your electronic usage can be cut out, not only not missed, but an improvement to your life.

I was at a diner with my father and grandma. 19 or 20 years old.

At the table next to us was a good looking brunette, tall, my age (at the time both of us 19-21), wearing a hoodie from a nearby college, iphone in hand, out with her grandpa.

She paid more attention to her texting than to the conversation in person.

I didn’t understand how he tolerated her behavior and still had genuine interest in how her classes were going, nor how she could be out with a grandparent – yet not with them.

My grandfather had been gone for around 5 years at this point.

She was my age. Her grandpa was no older than mine would’ve been had he still been alive.

I didn’t like the dynamic.
You have to make the most of time like that.

Recently I was at a restaurant with my parents.

At the table next to us was an ok looking bottle blonde, 23 or 24 years old, with her father.

He was listening to her life at the office, she was texting, not looking at dad as she talked about herself.

She was more checked into her long distance texting than her face to face talking.

I cringed thinking of the preceding story, expecting to witness much the same.

Luckily it didn’t play that way.

Shortly after, when the mom/wife arrived the phone stayed away for the rest of the time, the family having a conversation.

When out with family your electronics should not be out.

It’s basic human manners.

Fuck the digital.
Live in the real world.

That’s my choice.

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Poetry – “True Living”

True Living :

You’re broken?
You’ve surrendered?

You don’t break!
You don’t surrender!

Jesus Christ! (I pray to God)
Every Man is meant to live fully, not stagger through an existence doped out, moped out, hazed out, inactive in all, in every which way.

Turn off your television!
Quit masturbating!
Social media isn’t socialising, speak in your day to day!

Life is yours to make.
True living.

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A Second COVID Gym Shutdown? – What If All The Equipment You’ve Got Is All You’ll Get

What if you viewed whatever equipment you have access to at present at home, including what you can improvise, as all the equipment you’ll get.

I know people who are buying all the gym equipment they can get at a premium right now in anticipation of another covid shutdown.

I’m not going to pay double and a half for equipment. I’ve got what I’ve got.

As I played with an empty barbell outside I was thinking to myself “what if all I had was me, and the 300lb weight set I bought as a teenager”.

Most gym goers don’t have the heart to make do in those circumstances.

Me?
If there is to be another lockdown?

One :

I’d be seeing how far I can pc&p, power snatch, do one arm olys, and goof around with my weights.

Goofing around for example by amongst other things hitting snatches with my hands together.

That is where I started thinking all this.

Two :

I’d revert to pushups and other calisthenics.

I did this before.

At present I’m wicked happy to use books to train progressive range of motion handstand pushups.

Regardless of shutdown or not, those who will to be strong will, and those who won’t won’t.

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